Security is like sex, once you're penetrated, you're fucked - Unisex Hoodie

Meet your new go-to hoodie—a unisex classic that pairs cozy warmth with a bold statement. Designed for comfort and everyday wear, it’s the kind of hoodie you reach for when the weather cools and you’re feeling audacious.

“Security is like sex, once you're penetrated, you're fucked.” A slogan that says it all, while you stay soft and warm.

Key Features & Design

• Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Construction: Double-lined hood
• Stitching: Double-needle stitching throughout
• Fabric: Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Cuffs & Hem: 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Pocket: Front pouch pocket

Size Guide

• S — Length: 27 in (69 cm), Width: 20 in (51 cm)
• M — Length: 28 in (71 cm), Width: 22 in (56 cm)
• L — Length: 29 in (74 cm), Width: 24 in (61 cm)
• XL — Length: 30 in (76 cm), Width: 26 in (66 cm)
• 2XL — Length: 31 in (79 cm), Width: 28 in (71 cm)
• 3XL — Length: 32 in (81 cm), Width: 30 in (76 cm)
• 4XL — Length: 33 in (84 cm), Width: 32 in (81 cm)
• 5XL — Length: 34 in (86 cm), Width: 34 in (86 cm)

Designed for comfort, built to last, and ready to make a statement. Add to cart and wear it proudly on chilly days—with a hint of attitude and zero apologies.