Security is like sex, once you're penetrated, you're fucked - Unisex Hoodie (black text)

Meet your new favorite hoodie: a unisex, cozy layer with a bold, tongue-in-cheek print. It’s the kind of piece you reach for on chilly evenings, whether you’re lounging at home or running errands with a smirk.

Security is like sex, once you're penetrated, you're fucked is printed in bold black text across the chest, adding a cheeky twist to your relaxed look.

Key Features & Design

• Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester for a balanced soft feel and durability
• Double-lined hood for extra warmth and shape
• Double-needle stitching throughout for long-lasting wear
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft touch and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for a secure, comfortable fit
• Front pouch pocket for hands warming and small essentials
• Unisex sizing in a classic, easygoing silhouette
• Printed in bold black text on a cozy black-text design for a striking contrast

Size Guide

• S: Length 27" (69 cm) • Width 20" (51 cm)
• M: Length 28" (71 cm) • Width 22" (56 cm)
• L: Length 29" (74 cm) • Width 24" (61 cm)
• XL: Length 30" (76 cm) • Width 26" (66 cm)
• 2XL: Length 31" (79 cm) • Width 28" (71 cm)
• 3XL: Length 32" (81 cm) • Width 30" (76 cm)
• 4XL: Length 33" (84 cm) • Width 32" (81 cm)
• 5XL: Length 34" (86 cm) • Width 34" (86 cm)