Turn heads and stay warm with this bold unisex sweatshirt featuring the provocative slogan printed in bold black text. Built for comfort and everyday wear, it’s the perfect mix of humor and coziness for chilly days.
Key Features & Design
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Printed slogan: "Security is like sex, once you're penetrated, you're fucked" in bold black text on the front.
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Materials: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
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Pre-shrunk: A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.
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Fit: Classic unisex fit with no center crease
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Construction: Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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Rib knit: 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
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Fabric feel: Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling
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Warmth & durability: Sturdy and warm for colder months
Size Guide
- S: Length 27 in; Width 20 in | 69 cm x 51 cm
- M: Length 28 in; Width 22 in | 71 cm x 56 cm
- L: Length 29 in; Width 24 in | 74 cm x 61 cm
- XL: Length 30 in; Width 26 in | 76 cm x 66 cm
- 2XL: Length 31 in; Width 28 in | 79 cm x 71 cm
- 3XL: Length 32 in; Width 30 in | 81 cm x 76 cm
- 4XL: Length 33 in; Width 32 in | 84 cm x 81 cm
- 5XL: Length 34 in; Width 34 in | 86 cm x 86 cm
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length (inches) |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
| Width (inches) |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
34 |
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length (cm) |
69 |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
86 |
| Width (cm) |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
76 |
81 |
86 |
