Shut Up and Take my Bitcoin - Desk Mat

Shut Up and Take my Bitcoin is a large, premium desk mat designed for gamers who want a smooth glide and a statement on their battlefield. Perfect for Dota, CSGO, and long late-night sessions, it blends practical performance with a cheeky touch of humor.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm) or 18″ × 16″ (45.8 cm × 40.7 cm) to fit your setup.
• Material: 100% polyester for a durable, smooth surface.
• Base: Rubber non-slip base keeps the mat firmly rooted to your desk, even during frantic mouse maneuvers.
• Surface: Non-slip surface ensures consistent tracking and less micro-adjustment chaos.
• Edge Craft: High-quality edge stitching that doesn’t peel—because fraying is so last season.
• Prints: Vibrant prints, long lasting, so you’ll still look sharp after hundreds of gaming marathons.
• Edges: Rounded edges for a clean, snag-free edge-to-edge experience.
• Origin: Blank product sourced from Taiwan.

Shipping note: This product is not shipped to Albania, French Polynesia, Republic of Kosovo, New Caledonia, Réunion, Russia, South Africa, or Ukraine.

Upgrade your desk with a pad that means business—and a little bit of sarcasm. Click add to cart and level up your workspace today.