We can’t guarantee it’ll turn you into Mr. Robot, but we can guarantee you’ll stay stylish and warm. Meet our So, Bitcoin is Dead? You must be new here unisex hoodie—designed for crypto fans and everyday casuals who appreciate a bit of tongue-in-cheek attitude.
This classic cotton hoodie brings comfort and a modern silhouette to your wardrobe, blending easygoing style with a subtle nod to crypto culture. It’s the kind of piece you reach for when you want to feel put-together without trying too hard.
Key Features & Design
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Material: 100% cotton face; 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
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Front pouch pocket: practical for keeping hands warm or stashing small items
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Back detail: self-fabric patch on the back for a clean, minimal look
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Drawstrings: matching flat drawstrings
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Hood construction: 3-panel hood for better shape and fit
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Origin: blank product sourced from Pakistan
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Size guide: S–3XL with chest width and length measurements:
- S — Chest Width 20" / Length 27" (50.8 cm / 68.6 cm)
- M — Chest Width 21" / Length 28" (53.3 cm / 71.1 cm)
- L — Chest Width 23" / Length 29" (58.4 cm / 73.7 cm)
- XL — Chest Width 25" / Length 30" (63.5 cm / 76.2 cm)
- 2XL — Chest Width 26 ½" / Length 31" (67.3 cm / 78.7 cm)
- 3XL — Chest Width 28" / Length 32" (71.1 cm / 81.3 cm)
Whether you’re layering for a chilly commute or lounging at home, this hoodie keeps things effortless with a touch of humor and plenty of comfort. It’s warm, durable, and ready to wear wherever your day (and debates about digital currencies) take you.
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CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
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CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
50.8 |
68.6 |
| M |
53.3 |
71.1 |
| L |
58.4 |
73.7 |
| XL |
63.5 |
76.2 |
| 2XL |
67.3 |
78.7 |
| 3XL |
71.1 |
81.3 |
