System Failure Velcro Patch

Introducing the System Failure Velcro Patch—a cheeky badge for moments when your code crashes and you still manage a smile. It’s the perfect tongue-in-cheek accessory for developers, designers, and anyone who loves a good troubleshooting joke.

Key Features & Design

• Dimensions: Dimensions: 8cm x 5cm (or roughly the size of your last coding error)
• Theme: A witty, system-failure-inspired design that signals “laugh it off” louder than your terminal ever could
• Attachment: Velcro-friendly design for quick, no-fuss patches on jackets, bags, or gear with Velcro surfaces
• Audience: Perfect for developers, designers, gamers, and anyone who appreciates a well-timed joke about a bug
• Style: Bold, legible message with a playful edge you can wear with pride

Add this little badge to your backpack, jacket, or laptop sleeve and let the world know you embrace the chaos—with humor. Ready to wear your mistakes like a badge of honor? Order now and keep the laughs—and the debugging energy—flowing.