The three most harmful addictions heroin, carbohydrates and a freely open WiFi V2 - Desk Mat

Meet The three most harmful addictions heroin, carbohydrates and a freely open WiFi V2 - Desk Mat: a strategically oversized gaming mouse pad built for serious players who want a clean, professional battlestation. It’s big enough to cover your desk throne and smooth enough to glide through Dota, CSGO, and whatever else you throw at it—with a grin and a little sarcasm for good measure.

Key Features & Design

• 100% polyester
• Rubber non-slip base
• Sizes: 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm), 18″ × 16″ (45.8 cm × 40.7 cm)
• Vibrant prints, long lasting
• High-quality edge stitching that doesn’t peel
• Non-slip surface
• Rounded edges
• Blank product sourced from Taiwan

Designed to stay put during furious mouse flicks and clutch moments, the mat’s under layer keeps the entire surface firmly rooted to your table. Say goodbye to jerky movements and hello to precise, confident control—even when your strategy is questionable and the coffee is strong.

Important: This product is not shipped to these countries: Albania, French Polynesia, Republic of Kosovo, New Caledonia, Réunion, Russia, South Africa, Ukraine.