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The Universe Is Made Of Default SSH Ports - Unisex Hoodie

The Universe Is Made Of Default SSH Ports - Unisex Hoodie

Regular price $59.00 USD
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The Universe Is Made Of Protons, Neutrons, Electrons and default ssh ports is the unisex hoodie that keeps comfort and clever humor in perfect balance. It’s the cozy go-to layer for cool evenings, coding marathons, or just showing off your science-meets-software vibe.

Key Features & Design

  • Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester for a balanced blend of softness and durability.
  • Construction: Double-lined hood and double-needle stitching throughout for extra warmth and long-lasting wear.
  • Feel: Air-jet spun yarn provides a soft hand feel and reduced pilling—wash after wash, it stays plush.
  • Fit & Cuffs: 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex help keep shape and seal out the chill.
  • Practical: Front pouch pocket—great for hands, keys, or a tiny USB drive when you’re on the go.
  • Style: Classic unisex silhouette designed to flatter a wide range of bodies with a touch of nerdy charm.

Size Guide

  • S: Length 27" (69 cm) • Width 20" (51 cm)
  • M: Length 28" (71 cm) • Width 22" (56 cm)
  • L: Length 29" (74 cm) • Width 24" (61 cm)
  • XL: Length 30" (76 cm) • Width 26" (66 cm)
  • 2XL: Length 31" (79 cm) • Width 28" (71 cm)
  • 3XL: Length 32" (81 cm) • Width 30" (76 cm)
  • 4XL: Length 33" (84 cm) • Width 32" (81 cm)
  • 5XL: Length 34" (86 cm) • Width 34" (86 cm)

Wrap yourself in soft warmth without sacrificing style or wit. The Universe Is Made Of Protons, Neutrons, Electrons and default ssh ports hoodie is ready to ship—add to cart and elevate your everyday look.


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86
Width (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81 86
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