Meet the Theoretical Bitcoin Millionaire Unisex T-Shirt — a soft, lightweight tee that pairs crypto wit with everyday comfort. It’s flattering for all, and somehow still feels premium enough to wear from coffee run to blockchain brainstorm.
Key Features & Design
Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester), this tee offers a wonderfully soft hand-feel with just the right amount of stretch. The fabric weight is 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), striking the balance between light comfort and durable wear. It uses pre-shrunk fabric to help maintain shape wash after wash, while the side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping add lasting structure. Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US for quality you can trust.
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Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
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Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
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Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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Origin: Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Whether you’re chasing sats or chasing style, this tee keeps things simple, comfortable, and a little cheeky—without needing to shout your crypto gains from the rooftop.
Size Guide
Here are the exact measurements to help you pick the right fit:
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XS — Length 27" | Width 16 ½" | Chest 31-34"
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S — Length 28" | Width 18" | Chest 34-37"
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M — Length 29" | Width 20" | Chest 38-41"
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L — Length 30" | Width 22" | Chest 42-45"
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XL — Length 31" | Width 24" | Chest 46-49"
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2XL — Length 32" | Width 26" | Chest 50-53"
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3XL — Length 33" | Width 28" | Chest 54-57"
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XS — Length 68.6 cm, Width 42 cm, Chest 78.7-86.4 cm
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S — Length 71.1 cm, Width 45.7 cm, Chest 86.4-94 cm
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M — Length 73.7 cm, Width 50.8 cm, Chest 96.5-104.1 cm
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L — Length 76.2 cm, Width 55.9 cm, Chest 106.7-114.3 cm
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XL — Length 78.7 cm, Width 61 cm, Chest 116.8-124.5 cm
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2XL — Length 81.3 cm, Width 66 cm, Chest 127-134.6 cm
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3XL — Length 83.8 cm, Width 71.1 cm, Chest 137.2-144.8 cm
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LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
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LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
