There are only two kinds of programming languages those people always complain about and those nobody uses—and this unisex t-shirt nails the vibe with everyday comfort. For developers, students, and keyboard heroes who love witty tech humor, this tee delivers.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
Key Features & Design
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Built to last with a soft feel that keeps its shape wash after wash. The unisex fit flatters most bodies and the breathable cotton fabric keeps you comfortable whether you're debugging code or debugging your coffee order.
Size Guide
- XS — LENGTH (inches) 27 WIDTH (inches) 16 ½ CHEST (inches) 31-34
- S — LENGTH (inches) 28 WIDTH (inches) 18 CHEST (inches) 34-37
- M — LENGTH (inches) 29 WIDTH (inches) 20 CHEST (inches) 38-41
- L — LENGTH (inches) 30 WIDTH (inches) 22 CHEST (inches) 42-45
- XL — LENGTH (inches) 31 WIDTH (inches) 24 CHEST (inches) 46-49
- 2XL — LENGTH (inches) 32 WIDTH (inches) 26 CHEST (inches) 50-53
- 3XL — LENGTH (inches) 33 WIDTH (inches) 28 CHEST (inches) 54-57
- XS — LENGTH (cm) 68.6 WIDTH (cm) 42 CHEST (cm) 78.7-86.4
- S — LENGTH (cm) 71.1 WIDTH (cm) 45.7 CHEST (cm) 86.4-94
- M — LENGTH (cm) 73.7 WIDTH (cm) 50.8 CHEST (cm) 96.5-104.1
- L — LENGTH (cm) 76.2 WIDTH (cm) 55.9 CHEST (cm) 106.7-114.3
- XL — LENGTH (cm) 78.7 WIDTH (cm) 61 CHEST (cm) 116.8-124.5
- 2XL — LENGTH (cm) 81.3 WIDTH (cm) 66 CHEST (cm) 127-134.6
- 3XL — LENGTH (cm) 83.8 WIDTH (cm) 71.1 CHEST (cm) 137.2-144.8
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
