Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care is a playful unisex t-shirt designed for everyday wear with a side of witty attitude. It’s built for anyone who wants comfort without sacrificing personality.
Key Features & Design
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Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
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Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
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Pre-shrunk fabric for fewer surprises after washes
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Construction: Side-seamed for a better fit and durability
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Taping: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added structure
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Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
Size Guide
- XS — Length 27", Width 16 ½", Chest 31-34" (Length 68.6 cm; Width 42 cm; Chest 78.7-86.4 cm)
- S — Length 28", Width 18", Chest 34-37" (Length 71.1 cm; Width 45.7 cm; Chest 86.4-94 cm)
- M — Length 29", Width 20", Chest 38-41" (Length 73.7 cm; Width 50.8 cm; Chest 96.5-104.1 cm)
- L — Length 30", Width 22", Chest 42-45" (Length 76.2 cm; Width 55.9 cm; Chest 106.7-114.3 cm)
- XL — Length 31", Width 24", Chest 46-49" (Length 78.7 cm; Width 61 cm; Chest 116.8-124.5 cm)
- 2XL — Length 32", Width 26", Chest 50-53" (Length 81.3 cm; Width 66 cm; Chest 127-134.6 cm)
- 3XL — Length 33", Width 28", Chest 54-57" (Length 83.8 cm; Width 71.1 cm; Chest 137.2-144.8 cm)
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LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
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LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
