Meet the Three Things are certain in life Death, Taxes and Software Updates - Unisex Hoodie: a stylish, warm staple designed for anyone who wants comfort with a little sarcasm.
Key Features & Design
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Built for everyday wear, this hoodie pairs a soft touch with practical details that never quit. It’s the kind of layer that makes a statement without shouting, ideal for comfy weekends, late-night coding sessions, or just pretending to be productive.
Size Guide
- S: Chest Width 20 in; Length 27 in — 50.8 cm × 68.6 cm
- M: Chest Width 21 in; Length 28 in — 53.3 cm × 71.1 cm
- L: Chest Width 23 in; Length 29 in — 58.4 cm × 73.7 cm
- XL: Chest Width 25 in; Length 30 in — 63.5 cm × 76.2 cm
- 2XL: Chest Width 26 ½ in; Length 31 in — 67.3 cm × 78.7 cm
- 3XL: Chest Width 28 in; Length 32 in — 71.1 cm × 81.3 cm
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
| |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
50.8 |
68.6 |
| M |
53.3 |
71.1 |
| L |
58.4 |
73.7 |
| XL |
63.5 |
76.2 |
| 2XL |
67.3 |
78.7 |
| 3XL |
71.1 |
81.3 |
