Introducing Three Things are certain in life Death, Taxes and Software Updates V1 — Unisex T-Shirt (Back Print). This tee blends everyday comfort with a back-print wink to developers and designers alike, staying soft, breathable, and reliably stretchy for all-day wear.
Key Features & Design
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Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
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Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
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Pre-shrunk: Pre-shrunk fabric
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Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
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Design: Back print
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Fit: Unisex
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Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
- XS — LENGTH 27 in, WIDTH 16 ½ in, CHEST 31-34 in • 68.6 cm, 42 cm, 78.7-86.4 cm
- S — LENGTH 28 in, WIDTH 18 in, CHEST 34-37 in • 71.1 cm, 45.7 cm, 86.4-94 cm
- M — LENGTH 29 in, WIDTH 20 in, CHEST 38-41 in • 73.7 cm, 50.8 cm, 96.5-104.1 cm
- L — LENGTH 30 in, WIDTH 22 in, CHEST 42-45 in • 76.2 cm, 55.9 cm, 106.7-114.3 cm
- XL — LENGTH 31 in, WIDTH 24 in, CHEST 46-49 in • 78.7 cm, 61 cm, 116.8-124.5 cm
- 2XL — LENGTH 32 in, WIDTH 26 in, CHEST 50-53 in • 81.3 cm, 66 cm, 127-134.6 cm
- 3XL — LENGTH 33 in, WIDTH 28 in, CHEST 54-57 in • 83.8 cm, 71.1 cm, 137.2-144.8 cm
Ready to level up your wardrobe with a soft, versatile tee that wears well and shows a little personality? Add to cart and enjoy the understated humor that quietly implies you’re up to date—just not bothered by the latest patch notes.
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LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
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LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
