We can’t guarantee it’ll turn you into Mr. Robot, but we can guarantee you’ll be stylish and warm in the Three Things are certain in life Death, Taxes and Software Updates hoodie. This unisex cotton hoodie brings wit and warmth together in a comfy, everyday layer.
Key Features & Design
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Size Guide
- S — Chest width 20 in, Length 27 in (50.8 cm x 68.6 cm)
- M — Chest width 21 in, Length 28 in (53.3 cm x 71.1 cm)
- L — Chest width 23 in, Length 29 in (58.4 cm x 73.7 cm)
- XL — Chest width 25 in, Length 30 in (63.5 cm x 76.2 cm)
- 2XL — Chest width 26 ½ in, Length 31 in (67.3 cm x 78.7 cm)
- 3XL — Chest width 28 in, Length 32 in (71.1 cm x 81.3 cm)
Built to last with a classic silhouette, this hoodie blends effortless style with cozy warmth—perfect for lounging, commuting, or conquering those software updates with a grin.
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
| |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
50.8 |
68.6 |
| M |
53.3 |
71.1 |
| L |
58.4 |
73.7 |
| XL |
63.5 |
76.2 |
| 2XL |
67.3 |
78.7 |
| 3XL |
71.1 |
81.3 |
