• while (!dead){ eat();//sleep();hack();} - Unisex Hoodie by DarkByteGear
  • while (!dead){ eat();//sleep();hack();} - Unisex Hoodie by DarkByteGear
  • while (!dead){ eat();//sleep();hack();} - Unisex Hoodie by DarkByteGear
  • while (!dead){ eat();//sleep();hack();} - Unisex Hoodie by DarkByteGear
  • while (!dead){ eat();//sleep();hack();} - Unisex Hoodie by DarkByteGear
  • while (!dead){ eat();//sleep();hack();} - Unisex Hoodie by DarkByteGear
  • while (!dead){ eat();//sleep();hack();} - Unisex Hoodie by DarkByteGear
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while (!dead){ eat();//sleep();hack();} - Unisex Hoodie

while (!dead){ eat();//sleep();hack();} - Unisex Hoodie

$59.00 USD
$59.00 USD
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Meet the "while (!dead){ eat;//sleep;hack;}" unisex hoodie—the cozy uniform for coders, creators, and anyone who wants to stay stylish and warm. We can’t guarantee it’ll turn you into Mr. Robot, but we can guarantee you’ll look sharp while you chase your next project.

Key Features & Design

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood
  • Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size guide

  • S: Chest Width 20 inches; Length 27 inches (50.8 cm / 68.6 cm)
  • M: Chest Width 21 inches; Length 28 inches (53.3 cm / 71.1 cm)
  • L: Chest Width 23 inches; Length 29 inches (58.4 cm / 73.7 cm)
  • XL: Chest Width 25 inches; Length 30 inches (63.5 cm / 76.2 cm)
  • 2XL: Chest Width 26 ½ inches; Length 31 inches (67.3 cm / 78.7 cm)
  • 3XL: Chest Width 28 inches; Length 32 inches (71.1 cm / 81.3 cm)

Designed for comfort and built to last, this hoodie pairs well with jeans, joggers, or your favorite desk setup. Grab yours and upgrade your everyday look with a little playful edge.


  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32

  CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
3XL 71.1 81.3
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