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while (!dead){ eat();//sleep();hack();} - Unisex t-shirt

while (!dead){ eat();//sleep();hack();} - Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $37.00 USD
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Meet the unisex t-shirt that treats a line of code like a fashion statement: while (!dead){ eat;//sleep;hack;}. It’s crafted for coders, designers, students, and anyone who wants a cheeky tee that actually feels great to wear. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch.

Key Features & Design

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size Guide

  • XS — Length: 27" | Width: 16 ½" | Chest: 31-34"
  • S — Length: 28" | Width: 18" | Chest: 34-37"
  • M — Length: 29" | Width: 20" | Chest: 38-41"
  • L — Length: 30" | Width: 22" | Chest: 42-45"
  • XL — Length: 31" | Width: 24" | Chest: 46-49"
  • 2XL — Length: 32" | Width: 26" | Chest: 50-53"
  • 3XL — Length: 33" | Width: 28" | Chest: 54-57"

In short, this tee is a solid pick if you want comfort without compromising personality. Wear it while debugging, coding marathons, or just pretending you understand tech jargon—your wardrobe will thank you, and so will your keyboard.


  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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