You either die a noob or live long enough to become a hacker — this unisex sweatshirt is the warm, durable layer you reach for when debugging hits midnight and coffee runs cold. Built for comfortable everyday wear, it pairs a clean, classic fit with cozy warmth that won’t quit.
Key Features & Design
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50% cotton, 50% polyester — a balanced blend for softness and durability.
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Pre-shrunk — stays true to size after washing.
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Classic fit with no center crease — timeless silhouette that looks and feels right on everyone.
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1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex — flexible, snug, and ready for long study sessions.
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Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling — silky touch that lasts wash after wash.
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Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem — built to stand up to daily wear and tear.
Size Guide
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S — Length 27 in / 69 cm; Width 20 in / 51 cm
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M — Length 28 in / 71 cm; Width 22 in / 56 cm
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L — Length 29 in / 74 cm; Width 24 in / 61 cm
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XL — Length 30 in / 76 cm; Width 26 in / 66 cm
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2XL — Length 31 in / 79 cm; Width 28 in / 71 cm
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3XL — Length 32 in / 81 cm; Width 30 in / 76 cm
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4XL — Length 33 in / 84 cm; Width 32 in / 81 cm
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5XL — Length 34 in / 86 cm; Width 34 in / 86 cm
Gear up with this practical, witty sweatshirt and wear the motto with pride. Ready to upgrade your casual wardrobe? Add to cart and embrace the hacker vibe—comfort included.
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L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length (inches) |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
| Width (inches) |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
34 |
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length (cm) |
69 |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
86 |
| Width (cm) |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
76 |
81 |
86 |
