You either die a noob or live long enough to become a hacker - Unisex Sweatshirt (white text)

You either die a noob or live long enough to become a hacker—this unisex sweatshirt blends bold wit with everyday warmth. Built for anyone who appreciates a witty print and reliable comfort, it’s the cozy staple your closet has been missing.

Key Features & Design

• Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk for lasting fit
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex for a flexible, snug feel
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Durable construction: double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Size range: S–5XL (see size guide for exact measurements)

Size Guide

Size guide (length x width)

• S: Length 27" x Width 20" (69 cm x 51 cm)
• M: Length 28" x Width 22" (71 cm x 56 cm)
• L: Length 29" x Width 24" (74 cm x 61 cm)
• XL: Length 30" x Width 26" (76 cm x 66 cm)
• 2XL: Length 31" x Width 28" (79 cm x 71 cm)
• 3XL: Length 32" x Width 30" (81 cm x 76 cm)
• 4XL: Length 33" x Width 32" (84 cm x 81 cm)
• 5XL: Length 34" x Width 34" (86 cm x 86 cm)